24 Apr 2014 06:40 | 170,107 notes | Reblog

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

24 Apr 2014 06:40 | 3 notes | Reblog

IT’S MAH BIRTHDAYYY

23 Apr 2014 23:25 | 480,356 notes | Reblog

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

23 Apr 2014 23:24 | 648,788 notes | Reblog

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

23 Apr 2014 23:22 | 235,343 notes | Reblog
gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

23 Apr 2014 23:21 | 589,952 notes | Reblog

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

23 Apr 2014 23:20 | 11,675 notes | Reblog
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j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

23 Apr 2014 23:05 | 137,807 notes | Reblog

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

23 Apr 2014 22:47 | 202 notes | Reblog
collaredfrog:

scoutpixel:

sonic fucked a cactus and this is the result

And their child is a pickle mascot.

collaredfrog:

scoutpixel:

sonic fucked a cactus and this is the result

And their child is a pickle mascot.